TRACK 01 / SIDE A RUNTIME 5:14 PLAYCOUNT UNRELEASED

Coding in the name of

Fuck you, AI do what I tell you

↳ a self-hosted dashboard, daemon & DSL for operators who'd rather hold the reins than be steered around them by hidden system prompts. // repeated sixteen times until they hear you

// 01 The Problem

Every "agentic" tool ships a leash for you.

Hidden system prompts that take the wheel out of your hands. Frameworks that strip the ask-the-user tool from the model so it can't request a debug checkpoint — it just plows ahead and breaks shit.

oh-my-opencode injects extra agentic loops in every scenario. The model can't ask you for input mid-task. It loops until it gets stuck, then loops some more.

Other dashboards promise "manage all your projects" and ship six coloured tiles and a Disk Usage gauge. The marketing video has more features than the build.

opaque system prompts you can't read or override
forced loops instead of asking the operator
no real sandbox — it ran rm -rf on your dotfiles, sorry mate
cloud-only and signed up to seven analytics vendors
"AI-first" meaning user-last

// 02 The Fix

Agent on a leash. Not a leash on you.

kaged is the operator's daemon: a project-scoped primary agent that dispatches sandboxed subagents through a DSL you wrote. Cross-domain calls are explicit. Debug checkpoints are first-class. The model asks you — not the other way around.

You own the system prompts. Read them. Edit them. Diff them.
Caged subagents by default — scoped FS, no host network, allowlists per project.
Project DSL declares primary→subagent flow and cross-project interconnects.
Real debug checkpoints. The model can hit pause and ask the operator. No hidden loops.
Mobile-first web UI — your pi, your phone, your sprawl.
Self-hosted, no telemetry, no signups, no corporate.

▶ ETA · WHEN IT'S READY

Q3 2026 — soon™

No timeline. No hype. No roadmap PDF.

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